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Buzz Cut
Clippers all over, clean edges.
30 min
$25
BOOKING OPEN425-918-2029
neurospicy house calls · seattle
POCKET
STUDIO
your couch. my scissors. finally.
queer-owned cuts + color that come to you. book direct — 425-918-2029
HOUSE CALLSSEATTLEBOOKING OPEN
openings follow the live calendar
BOOK YOUR CHAIR →THE STORY
what really went down
i'm not at rudy's anymore — and that's okay. i left because the lights, the noise, and the performance were eating me alive, and pretending it was fine was the worst part. now the chair comes to you: house-call cuts + color, honest talk about what your hair will actually do, no front desk. still here. still queer. not affiliated. this is where you find me.
BOOK DIRECT
house calls only for now. buzz $25 · short $50 · long $80 · consult $10 · color $250+ · corrective $500+. openings follow the live calendar.
<< HOUSE-CALL CHAIR >>
MODE · HOUSE CALLTRAVEL · $25 + $2/MI
to our former rudy's clients — we miss you
looking for Mykey after Rudy's? you found me. seattle house-call cuts + color — same hands, softer room, book direct here. still here. still queer. not affiliated.
still here. still queer. house calls only.
ABOUT MYKEY
they/them · educator + hair artist
they/them. educator and operator of cosmetology — hair artist. no longer affiliated with Rudy's. i left the salon floor so we could do this somewhere your nervous system can breathe. book direct. i come to you.
- · all textures welcome · transformations / color corrections ready
- · pronouns respected · sensory stuff welcome
- · still here · still queer · not affiliated
P.S.
kitchen, bathroom, backyard — wherever the light works. i bring the kit; you clear a spot. travel $25 + $2/mi — always quoted first, never after.
01 · PICK A SERVICE
tap book now
02
Short Cut
Shaped to your head, not a Pinterest board.
45 min
$50
03
Long Cut
Keep the length, kill the dead ends.
60 min
$80
04
New-Client Color Consult
Let's plan this before I fry your hair.
45 min
$10
05
Existing-Client Color Appointment
We already know the vibe. From $250 — corrective / 8+ hr from $500.
3 hr / up to 5 hr
$250+
cuts $25/$50/$80 · consult $10 · color $250+ · corrective $500+
DISPATCHES FROM THE CHAIR
july 28, 2026
former Rudy's clients: your chair moved
i'm not at Rudy's anymore — same hands, house calls. still here. still queer. not affiliated.
july 14, 2026
house calls + the hunt for a new chair
doing house calls only right now, and i'm working on locking down a chair so we can both stop improvising.
THE SHORT RULES
- 01 · limited openings — book ahead. first come, first served.
- 02 · 24-hour cancellation — life happens; give me a heads-up.
- 03 · travel fee — $25 + $2/mi; calculator quotes first, never after.
- 04 · house-call space — accurate address · allergies · prior chemical work · mirror + light help (i've worked in worse).
openings follow the live calendar · seattle