july 28, 2026
former Rudy's clients: your chair moved
i'm not at Rudy's anymore — same hands, house calls. still here. still queer. not affiliated.
neurospicy house calls · seattle
your couch. my scissors. finally.
queer-owned cuts + color that come to you. book direct — 425-918-2029
- HOUSE CALLS
- SEATTLE
- BOOKING OPEN
openings follow the live calendar · seattle house calls
the story
what really went down
i'm not at rudy's anymore — and that's okay. i left because the lights, the noise, and the performance were eating me alive, and pretending it was fine was the worst part. now the chair comes to you: house-call cuts + color, honest talk about what your hair will actually do, no front desk. still here. still queer. not affiliated. this is where you find me.
book direct
house calls only for now. buzz $25 · short $50 · long $80 · consult $10 · color $250+ · corrective $500+. openings follow the live calendar.
soft find-me · seattle
to our former rudy's clients — we miss you
looking for Mykey after Rudy's? you found me. seattle house-call cuts + color — same hands, softer room, book direct here. still here. still queer. not affiliated.
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booking seattle house calls
kitchen, bathroom, backyard — wherever the light works.
i bring the kit; you clear a spot. travel $25 + $2/mi — always quoted first, never after.
travel calculator · $25 + $2/mi
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the work
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services · tap one to book
cuts $25 · $50 · $80 · consult $10 · color $250+
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dispatches from the chair
chair notes = newsletter entries. same feed, two doors.
july 14, 2026
house calls + the hunt for a new chair
doing house calls only right now, and i'm working on locking down a chair so we can both stop improvising.
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why at-home?
Comfort
your couch, your playlist, your lighting. no fluorescent waiting room.
Privacy
no phone tag, no clipboard quiz, no explaining yourself to a stranger.
Care
one brain, whole chair. queer-owned, neurospicy, zero judgement.
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about mykey
they/them
Hey, I’m Mykey.
they/them. educator and operator of cosmetology — hair artist. no longer affiliated with Rudy's. i left the salon floor so we could do this somewhere your nervous system can breathe. book direct. i come to you.
- · all textures welcome · transformations / color corrections ready
- · pronouns respected · sensory stuff welcome
- · still here · still queer · not affiliated
— Mykey
how it works
It’s simple.
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Book
Pick a service, date, and time.
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I Come To You
I bring the tools and the vibe.
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We Create
We make something that feels like you.
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You Glow
Back into your world, refreshed.
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the short rules / fine print
01 · limited openings
book ahead. first come, first served.
02 · 24-hour cancellation
life happens; give me a heads-up.
03 · travel fee
$25 + $2/mi; calculator quotes first, never after.
04 · house-call space
accurate address · allergies · prior chemical work · mirror + light help (i’ve worked in worse).
let’s book
pick a service · live calendar · instant confirmation
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